Washington, DC, is a very confused town right now⎯more so then usual, I mean.
What the Curly W is going on around here?
Ten inches of snow fell in parts of Maryland, and winds whipped an April Nor’easter up the New England coast.
A Virginian woman won the $1 million lottery twice—in the same day!
A shuttle from Space buzzed the Washington Monument at the exact same moment* an astro mini-van exploded over (where else?) the Sierra Nevada as invading alien soccer Moms just miss* Area 51.
Mitt Romney agreed with President Obama‘s plan on student loans but did not back a potential running-mate’s immigration plan. (Wow!? Mitt Romney took a stand!*)
(Turns out, however, that Sarah Palin could not actually see
Moby Iceberg the Great White Killer Whale from her house….)
Sarah, help a blubber out and point me toward Russia.