Folks, we are down to the Foul Four, and the committee has to be feeling pretty good about itself. Three of the four top seeds have made it this far, and we are in for a clash of some dickhead titans. Murderers Carlton Dotson and OJ Simpson will square off in the first match-up, while accomplice to murder Rae Carruth goes against the 3-seed out of the Newark region, English footballer Joey Barton, the guy who burned a teenagers eyelids with a lit cigar. Let the games begin!
Foul Four Game 1
- 1. Carlton Dotson. Killed his teammate on the Baylor Bears. Anything worse than that? (30%, 11 Votes)
- 1. OJ Simpson. Killed two people. Friends with Kato Kaelin. (70%, 26 Votes)
Total Voters: 37
Foul Four Game 2
- 1. Rae Carruth. Panthers WR who courageously paid someone to murder his 8-month pregnant girlfriend, then hid in the trunk of a car with jars of his own poo. (81%, 29 Votes)
- 3. Joey Barton. English soccer player who puts out cigars in childrens’ eyes and ends teammates careers with sucker punches during practice. Once broke pedestrian's leg with his car. (19%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 36
Thanks for voting! We’ll see you Friday afternoon to crown a champion.